INSAP Tak INSAF
马华公会策略分析与政策研究院（INSAP）未反省
By Chiselled Stone
What do think-tanks do? For starters, they are supposed to come up with position papers that would put their funders in a better position to deal with future challenges.
智囊团队工作究竟是做什么？ 起初，智囊团是一个特别策略研究团队，将经研究后的建议书提呈董事，以确保董事们的利益及处于优势的地位，来面对具有挑战性的未来。
Unless, of course, if it is INSAP, a think-tank run by MCA, in which case the top priority would be to hold weekly badminton practices and reward cronies. When Ong Ka Ting was the MCA president, that was precisely what happened.
除非，有如马华策略分析与政策研究院（INSAP），它的功能只不过是安排每周的羽毛球活动或奖励朋党而已。这一些都是黄家定在任总会长期间的的确确发生的事。
Run by a woman he co-opted from the American Chambers of Commerce (AMCHAM), the only KPI Ong Ka Ting set for INSAP was how many namecards the staff can collect each week from cocktail parties especially in the diplomatic circuit.
这一个黄家定委派的女性，来自美国商会(AMCHAM)，她的马华策略分析与政策研究院工作指标（KPI）一般上都是建立在计算职员在公关领域和社交圈活动上每星期所收到的名片。
Every Friday, INSAP would book badminton courts at the Bt Kiara Sports Complex, a short distance from Damansara Jaya, where Ong Ka Ting lives. Joining them of course, was Wendy Ong, Ka Ting's second wife.
而每一个星期五，这个策略分析与政策研究院都会在黄家定居住区白沙羅再也附近的吉隆坡太阳山地区（Mont Kiara）羽球场，陪同黄家定第二夫人- Wendy Ong打羽毛球。
Besides that AMCHAM woman (who doesn't play although she could shed more than a few pounds just by lifting the racquets), is Rita Sim, Ka Ting's proxy in Sin Chew newspaper which hooked the AMCHAM woman to Ka Ting. Both knew the importance of taking care MCA's First Lady, in the same way Umno boys suck up to Rosmah.
除了这一位美国商会的女性，就是黄家定在星洲日报的代理人Rita Sim，亦是美国商会女性的推荐人。她们两人都极度奉承黄夫人，有如巫青仔倾向首相夫人般。
Besides sporting events, INSAP has also become an ATM for Ka Ting's cronies. One of them is his ex-press secretary, Ng Kian Nam, who went on to join the elder Ong in the Housing and Local Government Ministry.
除了上述的运动项目，马华策略分析与政策研究院还扮演着家定同僚们的“提款机”。他们其中一位“乘火箭”上位的总秘书吴健南，也因与黄兄的关系而成为房屋与地方政府部部长新闻秘书。
One day, Kian Nam the smart alec leaked to Bernama and Sin Chew Daily that his own boss, Ka Chuan had tendered a resignation letter as Minister to new dickhead MCA president Ong Tee Keat. Kian
有一天， 聪明一世的吴健南向马新社和星洲日报透露有关他老板，即黄家泉已提上辞职函给马华新手总会长的翁诗杰。他以为助老板成桩好事，但是却事与愿违，产生反效果。
He ended up in the MCA HQ's political education centre, but draws a five-figure salary from INSAP, which is chaired by Kapar land-grabber Tan Sri Lau Yin Pin.
他最终留在马华总部党校，领的是马华策略分析与政策研究院，在丹斯里刘衍明领导之下，五个位数的薪水。
Another crony who draws a salary from INSAP is the guy who runs the life long learning centre. The lawyer, who claims to be doing voluntary work in the centre, was actually paid RM12,000 a month from INSAP. On top of that, his firm got tonnes of lucrative conveyancing job for housing projects from the Housing and Local Government Ministry.
另外一个律师就是经营“终身学习”中心的黄家定朋党。他虽然表面上是“义务”性工作，但事实上却也领着马华策略分析与政策研究院一个月一万两千的薪水。不仅如此，他名下的公司还获得无数丰厚利润的地方政府部门之财产或其他权益让与之法律事务。
What about position papers? Of course INSAP did some work in that department too. It came up with the life long learning idea to turn a political party into a centre for career-minded people to further their education. Political work? MCA kept that aside, of course during Ong Ka Ting's time.
难道他们真的没有建树的计划书吗？当然策略分析与政策研究院有工作做。他们这群事业思想者已经致力将一个政党转变成为一个有深造机会，以办教育为理念的“终身学习”中心。
And oh yeah, it also came up with a brillant idea during the 308 general election campaign. The theme? Plead voters to understand that political table-thumping is no-go compared with subservience and behind-closed-doors dialogues. Wonderful.
Still wondering why March 8 happened? All because Ong Ka Ting bothered listening to INSAP.
啊！我差点忘记了，他们精英的头脑还为马华献计，推出308全国大选的竞选运动。什么竞选主题？恳求选民明白政治，政治会议是不宜继续进行的，只有闭门对话才最实用。 真是妙极了！
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